So a photographer and an inanimate object are sitting in a bar, drinking a few beers…
Inanimate Object: “So, Mr Photographer, we have both been working pretty solidly for the past seven months, then. And we have both taken an awful lot of photographs, have we not?”
Photographer: “Yep, we have indeed, and I don’t know about you but I’m tired. It was a tough seven months, wasn’t it”.
IO: “No, I found my work quite easy, actually, and very rewarding financially”.
Photog: “Really? I did well too, but if you don’t mind me asking, how much did you make?”.
IO: “Oh, around one point two million pounds sterling, tax free”.
Photog: “Wow”.
I’m clearly in the wrong type of photography, I should be a motorway speed camera.