A quote for today, the first of January 2010.
“Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.”
– Mark Twain. 1863.
New Year’s Resolutions? Not for me.
“Making a fortune is simple. All you need to do is find something worthless and give it value.”
I have no idea who came up with that concept, but he or she was one smart cookie.
I just spotted a witty remark in the comments of an article titled ‘Would Europe back President Blair?’ on the UK Guardian’s comment is free section. It genuinely made me laugh out loud, and I think it needs sharing, so here it is;
Question: Would Europe back President Blair?
Answer: Preferably off a cliff, at the point of a bayonet.
Well said that man/woman.
“Confusion is always the most honest response.”
- Marty Indik.
Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.